Saturday, September 30, 2006

Taking up Responsibility

We take up responsibility for a recent happening in Dallas, Texas where there was a huge furore because a girl had lost her peanut butter sandwich. We were the ones who hijacked the sandwich and we will not return it unless/until our demands are met. We give the world's goverments some time to consider the offer , they have 5 days time and if we do not have some positive feedback they can only see the peanut butter sandwich in chops......


Friday, September 29, 2006

The Logic Behind our Demands

The Logic Behind our demands:

There is a logic behind our demands, we do not demand something just like that.
Consider this, the total population of human beings in the world is 6 billion.
The population of bacteria per meter is a few million, let us take it as 50 million.
The Total Circumfrence of the earth is 924,375,700 km
Therefore the total number of bacteria in the world is 5000000*1000*924375700
which is equal to 4621878500000000000.
So dividing the population of humans by bacterians, we come to the single conclusion that if humans and all other animals were to get easter island, the bacteria deserve the rest of the world.
Aint it logical?


Our Demands

Our demands are simple and reasonable....
We just ask for what is rightfully ours.
So here is goes:
We want to create a country called bacteriastan where all the bacteria will live in peace, this country will comprise of Asia, Africa ,Europe, North America, South America, Antartica and Australia

PS: The others can have the whole of Easter Island

We are being reasonable here....


About Us

We are not terrorists, we are freedom fighters and bacteria rights activists. How long will we the bacteria stay calm as millions of innocent bacteria are killed everyday? We are here just to put a full stop to that.
We condemn all those involved in flushing their toilets, cleaning their stinky socks, and clearing the garbage as all these processes create death to millions of bacteria.
We suggest alternative methods, like not flushing closets, wearing stinky socks and living in a dumpster. If these attrocities against our fellow bacterians continue, we will be forced to hijack paper planes and propell them towards ur buildings
A few facts about our organisation:

Strength : 1000000/mm cube
Based at : Everywhere including below your mouse pad
Headed by: Dust Bin Ladenteria

We will not stop until our goal is achieved, this is a final warning....